| Time | Event | Footnote |
|---|---|---|
| 08:30:00 | Wake up after Danny snoozes 5 times[i] | 1 |
| 09:30:00 | Leave for the X | |
| 09:34:00 | Karl frantically puts out work-related fires from his cell phone | |
| 09:52:00 | Karl turns off his work cell phone | |
| 10:00:00 | Park at the Smith Avenue Transit Center - Lot #151[ii] | 2 |
| 10:05:00 | Karl takes his annual picture of the X to get 100 RTs and Likes[iii] | 3 |
| 10:15:00 | Buy Class A morning session tickets[iv] | 4 |
| 10:28:00 | Buy program[v] | 5 |
| 10:35:00 | Danny flags down first random forum/Twitter acquaintance[vi] | 6 |
| 10:45:00 | Find seat in Section 108 row 22 seats 15 & 16[vii] | 7 |
| 11:00:00 | "First game start time"[viii] | 8 |
| 11:15:00 | Admire flow | |
| 11:25:00 | Puck drop of the first game: between Mankato East vs. Mahtomedi | |
| 11:38:00 | First trivia question [ix] | 9 |
| 01:00:00 | "Second game start time" | |
| 01:20:00 | Record YHH "Minute After" with Tony Scott | |
| 01:39:59 | Admire flow | |
| 01:50:00 | Puck drop of the second game: Litchfield/Dassel-Cokato vs. Orono | |
| 01:54:00 | Enjoy lecture from random dad on why his team will win[x] | 10 |
| 04:00:00 | Record YHH "Minute After" with Tony Scott | |
| 04:00:59 | Karl and Danny have severe cookie withdrawals[xi] | 11 |
| 04:15:00 | Arrive at Cossetas | |
| 04:20:00 | The Great Debate on what to get at Cossetas ensues[xii] | 12 |
| 04:45:00 | Eat Cossetas "finally" | |
| 05:15:00 | Get drink "insert bar" | |
| 05:45:00 | Find seat in Section 108 row 22 seats 15 & 16 | |
| 06:00:00 | "Third game start time"[xiii] | 13 |
| 06:15:00 | Admire flow | |
| 06:24:00 | Danny joins in on the Moose chant[xiv] | 14 |
| 06:25:00 | Puck drop of the third game: Monticello vs. Hermantown | |
| 06:50:00 | Zach Halverson brings Danny and Karl cookies[xv] | 15 |
| 07:15:00 | Danny debates taking the Hermantown mascot's head[xvi] | 16 |
| 07:43:00 | Admire baby pictures with Eric Zimmerman[xvii] | 17 |
| 08:00:00 | "Fourth game start time" | |
| 08:15:00 | Record YHH "Minute After" with Tony Scott | |
| 08:45:00 | Admire flow | |
| 08:54:59 | Puck drop of the fourth game: Thief River Falls vs. Alexandria[xviii] | 18 |
| 09:15:00 | Danny Scouts the best TRF Jersey[xix] | 19 |
| 11:00:00 | Record YHH "Minute After" with Tony Scott | |
| 11:15:00 | Leave for Home | |
| 11:35:00 | Get Home | |
| 11:45:00 | Bedtime for Danny[xx] | 20 |
| 12:20:00 | Bedtime for Karl |
1 - Danny sleeps too much
2 - Because this is the best bang for your buck parking that isn't 5 miles away
3 - This always is the most liked and RTed Karl tweet, unless he makes some reference to STA and Edina being the Axis of Evil
4 - Karl gets mistaken by ticket salesperson for a high schooler, and Danny is left wondering how old he looks
5 - Feel sadness at the decline of State Tourney programs
6 - Danny is a social butterfly
7 - These are our seats for AA, and we like consistency
8 - We start texting every person we know in the press box asking for cookies
9 - This is not actually a question, and we already knew it anyway. Danny complains that he could do better.
10 - Happens every year and you cannot break away
11 - The pain is real
12 - Danny debates sausage and peppers and gorgonzola salad. Karl just wants food.
13 - Karl waves around his stuffed moose
14 - Danny and Karl lost their voices doing this last year
15 - Zach reminds us why we are friends
16 - He says it’s for old time's sake
17 - Eric and his Fam had a baby the night of the 4AA final
18 - Attempt to figure out what a Prowler is and it's never what we think it is
19 - He collects and is looking to buy one off of a 10 year old
20 - Karl stays up locking threads on Hermantown on the forum