| Time | Event | Footnote |
|---|---|---|
| 08:00:00 | Karl wakes up | 1 |
| 08:11:59 | Karl forcibly removes Danny from bed | 2 |
| 09:00:00 | Leave for the X | |
| 09:30:00 | Park at the Smith Avenue Transit Center - Lot #151 | 3 |
| 09:35:00 | Breakfast and bloodies at New Bohemia | 4 |
| 10:40:00 | Buy Class A morning session tickets | |
| 10:45:00 | Find seat in Section 108 row 24 seats 15 & 16 | |
| 11:00:00 | "First game start time" | 5 |
| 11:15:00 | Puck drop of the first game - Mahtomedi vs. Orono | |
| 11:34:00 | Clarify basic hockey understanding for random moms | 6 |
| 01:00:00 | Record YHH "Minute After" with Tony Scott | |
| 01:00:00 | "Second game start time" | |
| 01:39:59 | Puck drop of the second game - Hermantown vs. Alexandria | |
| 04:00:00 | Record YHH "Minute After" with Tony Scott | |
| 04:15:00 | Go back to New Bohemia for drinks and cheese curds with the Ryans | |
| 04:30:00 | Meet up with Danny's friend Jonathan | 7 |
| 04:45:00 | Karl finds his East people for merriment | |
| 05:15:00 | Find Tony at Zambonis or keep being festive | |
| 05:45:00 | Find seat in Section 108 row 24 seats 15 & 16 | |
| 06:00:00 | "Third game start time" | 8 |
| 06:17:00 | Puck drop of the third game - Edina vs. Duluth East | 9 |
| 08:00:00 | "Fourth game start time" | |
| 08:15:00 | Record YHH "Minute After" with Tony Scott up in section 218 | 10 |
| 08:45:00 | Puck drop of the first game | |
| 11:00:00 | Record YHH "Minute After" with Tony Scott | |
| 11:15:00 | If East wins, join the party | 11 |
| 11:35:00 | Leave for Home | |
| 11:45:00 | Get Home | |
| 12:00:00 | Bedtime | 12 |
1 - Karl probably already awake because his back is not fond of all this couch-sleeping
2 - Danny remains the most talented sleeper on earth, and may also be fighting hopelessness and worthlessness. Where are those ads when you need them?
3 - Next to the car with the license plate that reads FLOWGOD
4 - Or at the new place next door?
5 - Graced by the presence of Chase, Mahtomedi's greatest Twitter celebrity
6 - "So what does the word 'hub' stand for?"
7 - Fingers crossed, he's a flaky out-of-towner
8 - Karl hyperventilates
9 - Danny wears an East jersey so he can root for a winnin team
10 - May God have mercy on our souls
11 - Track down other East Twitter celebrities who are known how to have fun
12 - Maaybe. It's Friday night at the X, and we can only script so much.